Digital Pants Vol.1

Turning 21

I Wake up early and brush your teeth
And Clip your nails and tap your feet
It's gonna be so fun
It's gonna be so fun

Put on your favorite born-in shoes
And walk around in your birthday suit
Alright, Cos you're the only one

You took off work
There ain't no party
There ain't no cake
But you'll be going late

It's gonna be so fun
Cos you're tuning 21

When you were 16 you got high
And probably learned to drive
At 18 you cast your vote
Watched a 6 hour marathon of "Murder She Wrote"
Three years down the line
You're still feeling fine
Time is passing by

It's gonna be so fun
Cos you're turning 21

The spirit's moving your feet
In ways you wouldn't believe
And if I'm dancing alone
The captain's dancing with me

na na na na na na
The feeling is strong
Can it go on?
no no no no

21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21

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Back In Japan

Two & a half years since we've been to this place
Such a very long time for you to wait
Bringing you fresh music and we're to stay
We'll be eating ramen noodles every day

We're back in Japan
What they say we don't understand
We're back in Japan
What they say we don't understand

Please forgive me if I leave today
See, the custom man's been knocking on my door every single day
Knock, knock, knock, knock
You've got to go away!
You've got to go away!
Come another day!

Time to go son!
Neverrrr!

We're back in Japan
What they say we don't understand
We're back in Japan
What they say we don't understand





When You Get Your Kit

This is an awesome kit!

This is an awesome kit
It's got the coolest stuff ever
This is an awesome kit
It's got the coolest stuff ever

This is an awesome kit!

When you get your kit it'll change your life
Turn the speakers on and listen to it all night
You're gonna go wild, gonna go crazy
This moment of your life
When you get your kit
Start to cry and then you'll say,
"Zac, I want to have your baby!
"When you get your kit

This kit is so awesome
It will change your life forever
It is truly the greatest kit that has ever been
When you get your kit

Hansontastic wrapped up in plastic
No other band could have matched it
Doesn't matter what you say or do
Gonna blow you away when it's coming to you

When you get your kit it'll change your life
Turn the speakers on and listen to it all night
When you get your kit it'll change your life
Turn the speakers on and listen to it all night

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All This Love Crap

Go! Whoo!
All this love crap

I give you diamond rings
All these fancy things
I watched your favorite show for hours
Get you a boquet of flowers

Oh! All this love crap
Gets me down and
Oh! All this love crap
Keeps me down and
Oh! all this love crap
Gets me down and
Oh! All this love crap
It keeps me down

It keeps beating me down
I can't fight the power
Where is your gratitude
For all the things I do?
I bought you silk sheets for your bed
Gave you a Beverly address





I want a Robot  (Turning 23)

Do you know what today is?
It's my birthday
I can say what I want
I can even write a ghetto birthday song
Because I'm bored in my hotel room
I'm just sitting on my bed scratching on my head
What I'm gonna do, do, do today
It's my birthday twenty-three
Ice a candle just for meI'm able to, I bought the whole town
Better know your place
I'll bust you down
'Cause it's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my b-day
B before C
Especially B before X, Y, and Z
B-day
B-b-b-b-b-b-b

For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
Big old robot to rule the world
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
Big old robot to rule the world

What I'm gonna do, do, do today
It's my birthday twenty-three
Ice a candle just for me
I'm able to, I bought the whole town
Better know your place
I'll bust you down
'Cause it's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my b-day
B before C
Especially B before X, Y, and Z
B-dayB-b-b-b-b-b-b

For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
Big old robot to rule the world
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
For my next birthday I want a robot
Big old robot to rule the world

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This Years Going My Way (2009)

Slippin on my dance shoes
Stretching up, cold and tired
Grab my keys as I leave
Lookin fly on New Year's Eve

Cruisin' in my good car
Watchin all the lights turn green
I don't care if I'm late
'Cause I can let them wait

I kinda wonder who can say
What will be left here in my way
You'd better be at my side
I get the feelin this year's going my way
This year's going my way

Oh can you feel it in the air?
Movin your body to the DJ's beat
Clicking your heels cause it feels so great
My resolution is... escalating my way

This year's going my way
Slippin on my dance shoes
Stretching up, cold and tired
Grab my keys as I leave
Lookin fly on New Year's Eve

Cruisin in my good car
Watchin all the lights turn gree
nI don't care if I'm late
'Cause I can let them wait

I kinda wonder who can say
What will be left here in my way
You'd better be at my side
I get the feelin this year's going my way

This year's going my way
This year's going my way
This year's going my way
This year's going my way

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Traci Brown

Traci Brown, she's got all you need
A blue eyed West Virginian
That knows what she believes
Watch what you say
She might write it down
And hold you to what you speak
Ain't no fun for Fancy
She likes Cinnamon

Champagne delicious, it's under control
A 1997 Ford speeding down the road
Traci Brown, she's got all you want
In conversation she's never at a loss
Don't get me wrong
She won't lead you onJ
ust to tell you what you want to know
Ain't no fool for fortune
She wants something more

In Augusta, born in Septembe
rTypically loving, rarely offends
When she's troubled
It makes you love her
That red disposition
To the blonde in her hair
Traci Brown
She's just Traci Brown





An Evening At The Big Top

An evening at the big top
candy corn and gum drops
the main event
a spectical of bravery
insanity
stay close to mothers
cream to your daddy
pray that the acrobats
come home alive

The rings go around and around

did you see the fire breathing
a going up in flames
did you see the juggler
throwing up his blades

Did you see the Lion
Living in his chains
Isn't it a shame-
that he wasnt tame

To catch a glimpse of elephants.
to see the band parade
-a serenade

it could change the sunset
the way you're looking at your life
What to tell the ones you love and when its right
the circus might, all in one night

the rings go around and around

Llittle girls and boys better do your chores
Learn to tie your shoe
sOr circus life's not for you

Little girls and boys better do your chores
Learn to tie your shoes
Or circus life's not for you

the rings go around and around





Robot Alarm

Woke up this morning
To the sound of my alarm
I hear it going off
beep beep beep beep
yeah

My birthday
Today I'm turning 24
I hear it going off
beep beep beep beep
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Sitting on my bedside table
Sixty feet of metal blocking out the sun
Looming like a mighty titan
Then I hear them start it rolling
Hear them burning
wee ooh wee ooh robot alarm
wee ooh wee ooh under attack
wee ooh wee ooh robot alarm

Anybody hear me activate your laser beams
Anybody hear me
Anybody hear me don't scream
Anybody hear me activate your radar screens
Ready for the battle?Are you ready for the battle?
wee ooh wee ooh robot alarm
wee ooh wee ooh under attack
wee ooh wee ooh robot alarm
wee ooh wee ooh under attack





Refresh

Oh the sound and the mystery of Music in the air
This video is all the wonder so that nothing can compare
Even If you've seen it before you should see it one more time
I've been waiting for the chance to sing this since the month of March

Oh when you're feeling down what can you dooooh refresh yeah
When you're feeling lost what is the answer to this problem
ooh refresh yeah
Some how we must try and find the reason in this world ooh refresh yeah
Make it through is all that we can do
refresh
refresh
refresh
refresh

Tell your friends all about this wonderous video you've seen
And you learned this song and you sing it out to everyone you meet
Even if you've seen it before you should see it one more time
Ive been waiting for the chance to sing this since the month of March

Oh when you're feeling down what can you do
ooh refresh yeah
When you're feeling lost what is the answer to this problem
ooh refresh yeah
Some how we must try and find the reason in this world
ooh refresh yeah
Make it through is all that we can do
refresh
refresh
refresh
refresh



My Favorite Christmas Sweater

Have I ever told you
How much you mean to me
I fell in love the first time I saw you
Right beside the Christmas tree

Your every single line hypnotized me
I didn't care that my friends criticized me
But you are the best gift that I could receive

And when the year gets long
I can feel the winter chill come on

And you comfort me like mistletoe and pumpkin pie
You pull me together
You're my favorite Christmas sweater

Crackling fire and jingle bells
They remind me
Of Christmases we've spent before

As long as I've got your arms wrapped around m
eIt does't matter what next year has in store

I've got you whenever it's snowing
I don't need gifts 'cause I'm already glowing
You are the best gift that I could receive

And when the year gets long
I can feel the winter chill come on

And you comfort me like mistletoe and pumpkin pie
You pull me together

You're my favorite Christmas sweater
And when the year gets long
I can feel the winter chill come on

And you comfort me like mistletoe and pumpkin pie

You pull me together
You're my faovrite Christmas sweater

You pull me together
You're my faovrite Christmas sweater





Jet Lag

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all nigh
tBut nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right
Makes it right…
Makes it right...

Turn on the tube
Turn on the TV
It's 6 am and I need to put myself out
Why won't you see?
I need a pill
Need a drug
Need a dream

Somebody tuck me in and put me to sleep
I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go awa
yI've been trying all nigh
tBut nothing makes it right

It's 7am and now I'm feeling dirty
I take a hot shower
________________
Turn on the AC full blast
Get under the covers
And now I'm tossing
And now I'm turning
The sun is rising, oh

Somebody tuck me in and put me to sleep
I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it right

I got jet lag
Nothing's gonna make it go away
I've been trying all night
But nothing makes it rightMakes it right…
Make it right





Zombie

Now scream
Aaaaaaah!

This Halloween you better watch your steps
There are many creatures on the street at night
Some monsters come out of plastic boxes
Still many more are all the supernatural kind

If you run into rotted corpse
And he is gravitied in shorts

Yeah

Zombies!
Then kick’em in the face
Zombies!
Then punch’em in the nuts
Zombies!
Then shoot’em in the brain
Zombies!
Now Scream
Aaaaaaah!

You’re on the town saying “Trick or Treat”
But you’re not thinking ‘bout how good you look to eat
In every cemetery there are open spaces
Any ghoul would like for you to take his place

If you fall into an open grave
And find you're staring face to face

Yeah

Zombies!
Then kick’em in the face
Zombies!
Then punch’em in the nuts
Zombies!
Then shoot’em in the brain
Zombies!
Now Scream
Aaaaaaah!

Don’t think that zombies are your friends
The thing they're mumbling isn't that they want to tell you a secret

Don't think that zombies are injured people
They're not injured people
They're just partly dead people

Don't think that I've gone insane
You'll take the tomb the day the zombies eat your brain

Actually you won’t because
When I eat your brain you’ll become a zombie

You’ll be a zombie
You’ll be a zombie
You’ll be a zombie
You’ll be a zombie

Zombies!
Then you kick’em in the face
Zombies!
Then you punch’em in the nuts
Zombies!
Then you shoot’em in the brain
Zombies!
Now Scream
Aaaaaaah! (x2)





Hear those jingle bells

Nothing on Santa's sleigh
Will make my list on Christmas Day
There ain't a bow or bag
A box or tag
Could hit the mark
Finally figured it out
Gifts are not what Christmas is about

You really wanna give me something
The only thing I want in Christmas time
Is to hear those sweet jingle bells (jingle bells)
Perfectly in tune (perfectly in tune)
To eat pumpkin pie by the fire
As we listen to the tunes
Of the greatest generation to ever croon

Can you hear those (jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way)
Hear those jingle bells (jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way)
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the

Everyday we're working late
Just trying to pay for Christmas day
But everybody´s playing a part
How much is enough from the heart
Finally figured it out
Gifts are not what Christmas is about

You really wanna give me something
The only thing I want in Christmas time
Is to hear those sweet jingle bells (jingle bells)
Perfectly in tune (perfectly in tune)
To eat pumpkin pie by the fire
As we listen to the tunes
Of the greatest generation to ever croon

(Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way)

Can you hear those (jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way)
Hear those jingle bells (jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way)
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way, yeah
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells

You and me, an open sleigh
Who knows what's it's gonna be
Can you hear those jingle bells
Can you hear those jingle bells